Sock Puppet UK and Northern Ireland Protocol

In today’s edition, The Party is examining how Ireland, on both sides of the administrative border, has been subjected to an event of EU controlled opposition going by the name of ‘Northern Ireland Protocol’.

Using a Sock

When Boris Johnson signed Theresa May’s Divorce Bill, he had, to all effect, become the chief puppet of a Punch and Judy show where Boris, after leaving his wife Judy of the EU, struts about making grandiose and fantastical claims of ‘being free to do now what he wants’. Little does he realise that Theresa May, who styled the Divorce Bill together with the leaders of some EU member states, including a handful of EU commissars nominated by these same leaders, has turned what was once the UK into a sock. It was designed so that a handful of presidents and foreign ministers in Europe, in order to amuse their own respective national audiences, can place their hand into it and make movements, to which Boris will guaranteed open his mouth, dance on the stage and entertain the public, exactly as if being pulled by strings. All they needed was a spare wheel to place under the cart, and Boris was the ideal character! And this is in fact the story of how the UK became the mouthpiece of controlled opposition operated from some presidential palaces in Europe, where Boris of-course represents the ‘opposition’.

The reason why they used Ireland as the main focus point in this play, is because everyone knows that the USA is closely watching the drama as it unfolds. Millions of American citizens are of Irish descent and are just waiting to see Boris perform his act following the script. The most relevant implement placed in his hand is the Article 16 rod, which he is always threatening to beat someone with during the many heated arguments with ‘the Europeans’.

But as the presidents of some countries in Europe seated in their armchairs pull the strings and hint some words that will inevitably be countered by Boris wielding the Article 16 stick, they all know that the President of the USA and his chief ministers are just ready and waiting to come on the stage and give Boris six of the best, which will be the culmination of the show.

Taking Advantage of ...

Apart from the negative effects on Ireland, there are other dire consequences from the UK becoming a sock, one of these being that ‘European’ fishing boats can quietly stroll into English and Scottish waters at will and cast their nets. When a dispute arises, and twenty-five fishermen across the Channel threaten to block trade to and from all of Britain, everyone knows that the puppet will move up and down and open its mouth, the words are predictable (using a swazzle): We have already issued 98.9% of all agreed licences, please, please, we did everything you asked, why do you do this to us?, and hundreds of new fishing licences will be promptly issued, reaching roughly one hundred percent plus a few more in sign of humiliation. Note, it isn’t the number of licences at the root of the dispute that really counts here, but making sure the orders are obeyed to the letter, as in the spirit of Punch and Judy.

Meanwhile, in France they know they can do whatever they like with a sock puppet, including predicting and determining how it will react, and so each day, hundreds, or even well over a thousand unwanted and rejected asylum seekers will be sent over from Europe to England, with the full and total blessing of all 27 countries of the EU and its commissars. And just to rub salt in to it, if Belarus tries doing the same to the EU, it will be opposed with an unanimous chorus of outcry, and Boris Joker will promptly run out offering ‘the UK’s’ unlimited military support to the EU to ‘confront such barbaric practices’.

England

Give Me Your Masses!

In the meantime, every single rejected asylum seeker from Europe will be obediently taken in and sent to hotels and private accommodation in England paid for at public expense, and many an ‘asylum seeker’, while becoming the recipient of a daily payment from public funds, will bitterly complain how they spent thousands of pounds each ‘just to pass from Calais to Dover’. This of-course does not include the tens of thousands of pounds they may claim to have spent starting from their place of origin, for example near the Kurdish-owned oilfields of northern Iraq, to get to Italy. Never mind the food banks for impoverished English people in England who may well have poverty-related debts to pay off! Indeed, in the supermarkets, you don’t see ‘food banks for refugees’, but just food banks for local people. The ‘refugees’ get much superior treatment.

Then, if some people drown in the channel after being evicted by the EU authorities, suddenly it becomes: ‘it wasn’t our doing, the people smugglers caused it, and it’s “the UK’s” fault’, and Boris will solemnly come out whipping not himself, but ‘the UK’ with a tasselled rope, apologising and admitting shame and responsibility, in sign of total humiliation.

Here is today’s Party music presentation.

Moving the Sock

The following is a reprint of a conversation I recently had:

“I’m inclined to believe that sock puppet UK is now responsive to their Uncle Bin Saud in Riyadh. It was good that Uncle Sam from the USA ripped the UK sock puppet out of the hands of the Chinese Communist party, though. There were some unsavoury characters operating the sock!

The French realised how easy it is to bully a sock puppet, which is why they have been discharging tens of thousands of unwanted ‘asylum seekers’ over to England.

Also, I’m currently involved at The Party in informing the Irish that the UK ‘Divorce Bill’ is operated by the EU using a sock puppet called ‘Westminster government UK’. Article 16 is the rod they use to move the UK sock, giving it an impression of being ‘real’ and ‘autonomous’”.

Funding a Pair of Socks

As erudite observers will know, most money put into circulation today is genuine as a three-dollar bill. This is the context of another recent conversation:

“Sorry, but I’m afraid omicron is the latest excuse to send the police out to lock down society and for medically unqualified office staff sitting behind a desk to send out texts with the aim of ramming jabs into unsuspecting elderly people.

It could result in the Bank of England finding an excuse to circulate another £500 billion of fake QE money on a City ventilator attached to the treasury”.

As we can see, lockdowns can be a useful tool for regenerating an utterly bankrupt financial system by stitching up some holes in the socks with thread and needle.

Angela and Germany

When Angela recently came from Mexico to visit me, we spent time sitting and talking late into the night about this and that, and when I mentioned to her the police being sent out to shut down, she said: What think suck puppets can shut down hermana Hun? She no work with puppets, but with brother!

In fact, I’m waiting for the Germans to come pay me a visit in England to establish a viable contract with Alexandra, with a handsome up front payment in bars of gold, and which will eventually be followed up by a separate work agreement between Angela and Germany too.